New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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