i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
I just googled if crying burns calories
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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