He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
This is not my ceiling
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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