Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
My feet surprised me
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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