it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Randomize
