I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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