That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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