he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
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