I didn't shave. On purpose
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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