Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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