In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
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