Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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