you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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