I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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