Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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