Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
God I need to hump something, right now.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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