We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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