I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
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