If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
how does that bad decision feel?
Randomize
