Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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