Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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