Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
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Do I have a choice?
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It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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