i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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