You're completely useless in the revolution.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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