I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
Randomize
