Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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