I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
We left an ass print on the piano.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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