Its about making memories worth repressing
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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