You don't have asthma, your pregnant
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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