i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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