I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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