U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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