We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I need water and some morals
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
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