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(216): View more from Ohio

Someone shit on the floor

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(440): View more from Ohio

yea ive hooked up with like half those guys

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and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"

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Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?

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(973): View more from New Jersey

how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.

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(586): View more from Michigan

I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.

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(580): View more from Oklahoma

the snow is so cold on my vagina.

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why do you have snow on your vagina?

(580): View more from Oklahoma

vodka and heels.

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(801): View more from Utah

he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?

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(301): View more from Maryland

Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!

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