Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
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