The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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