If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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