I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Randomize
