How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
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