I cockslap morals
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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