I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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