so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
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