make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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