So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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