Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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