OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Your shirt... Was in my pants
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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