Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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