why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
And then the night went full on bisexual.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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