Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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