YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
Randomize
