Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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