Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
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