1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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