He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
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